Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Superman

This is the new face of SUPERMAN!
(See that intimidating growl he's doing?)
Last night at work,
Nate/Superman,
heard a commotion up at the front of the store,
He went up to investigate
and found someone trying to steal from them!
Two other men were trying to stop the thief,
but he was getting away.
So, Superman, reached out
and grabbed the man as he was running out the door.
He grabbed whatever he could reach,
which happened to be the back of the thief.
He ended up grabbing a big handful of the thief's boxers,
and pulling so hard that he ripped them right off the guy,
successfully stopping him in his tracks.
The police were called
and the thief arrested.
All thanks to SUPERMAN
giving the guy a super-wedgie!
We're so proud!
One of Superman's fellow employees
saved the ripped off boxers and framed them in the office.

4 comments:

Angela said...

Wow! Nice work Nate!! I will remember that next time I get the urge to go rob someone...Does that not scare you a little Caitlin? Yikes I'd be a little on edge after hearing that story! I'm glad everything turned out okay!

Anonymous said...

hahahah thats soo funny.! Well good job to Nate :)
good thing you know you have a husband that can give super wedgies in emergencies !

Angela said...

Quinn says, "I wish my work were exciting."

kristi said...

That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Nice job Nate!! And I LOVE that they hung them in the office! :)